Porno GO

Where’d the Porno GO? That’s what I asked myself this morning as the clever Starbucks baristas figured out how to kick me off the WiFi for whacking off at the counter again. Hey, it’s all good because I’m a resourceful motherfucker. Now I’m just watching that dirty smut on my phone. Sure, the screen’s a little smaller, but I just found another free porn site to waste the rest of the day shaking my dick at. Hold onto your ding-dongs, friends, because this ain’t your typical half-ass sex tube.