I initially thought RubRankings was going to be another cheap ripoff of ThePornDude, where some boring dude swears a lot while giving his joke-free opinions on free tubes, paysites, and other joints he’s rubbed one out to. I was way the fuck off, but can you blame me? I see so many of those guys popping up nowadays that I’m always on guard, even when all that’s slipping into my DMs is an opportunity to get touched tonight. Sorry for the false alarm. In actuality, RubRankings.com is a body rub and Nuru massage directory. They’re a newer site, living on a domain just registered a few months ago, but that hasn’t stopped them from catching the attention of erotic massage fans like myself. All a directory like this really needs to be useful is a good selection of nimble-handed women offering their services in your area, so let’s see who’s on the list, and what other bells and whistles RubRankings has to offer.