Shoplyfter

Shoplyfter Let me tell you one of my dirtiest little secrets: sometimes I fantasize about being a security guard. Not because I want to act like a petty little tyrant, drunk on the power to shove around punks who thought they could pocket forties and steaks. No, I’d be more like the brave souls at Shoplyfter.com, putting their lives on the line to teach young 18+ ladies the dangers of stealing. If you’ve been watching Internet smut for any amount of time, you’re no doubt familiar with the busted-shoplifter scenario. The reality porn staple features hot (18+)teens who get caught trying to apply a five-fingered discount where it hasn’t been advertised, and their subsequent misadventures are fodder for your own five-fingered adventures. Shoplyfter has been building their database of these sexy criminals since 2016, and thousands of visitors a day are reviewing the photo and videographic evidence against them.