Games Archive - page 4 of 6

Casino Purple! You are all complete fucking degenerates! I bet the scant seconds of the day you’re not squeezing cum out of your dick are few and far between. The idea of taking a palm off your cock for even a second sounds like hell to you. What else could add spice to this miserable... [Read the full review]

When you visit Wildz for the first time, you may be inclined to think that it’s a place where you can watch a hot granny get her fuck on while riding a motorcycle. Or jumping out of an airplane. I love to jerk off to about any kind of porn out there, but this isn’t... [Read the full review]

If you’re in the mood for Slots and Casino, you’ve got a couple options. Most of us ain’t fortunate enough to live where they’ve got fruit machines and roulette tables just down the block, and I’ve been known to book a flight out to the desert in search of such vices. If you ain’t up... [Read the full review]

There’s something futuristic about Decode Casino. Maybe it’s just the fact that it’s online, though I know some of you old-timers have been gambling over the internet for decades now. It could be that logo, straight out of Cyberpunk 2077, or the gritty sci-fi characters in the site’s header image. Why’s that guy in the... [Read the full review]

Thunder Pick has a cool sounding name, but it’s one of those names that might not necessarily tell you what they’re hawking if you’re unfamiliar with the brand. Could it be guitar accessories, weather detectors, or something a little more adult-oriented? It’s one of the above, and I swear, it’ll all make sense once you... [Read the full review]

Las Atlantis Are you looking for a place to go where you can gamble nonstop? I know you’re in the mood to do that, and I know just the place for you to visit. It is called Las Atlantis, and like the fabled underwater city of Atlantis and its fish orgies, you’re bound to get... [Read the full review]

I wonder how Red Dog Casino chose their mascot, because they ain’t the first brand to associate themselves with a vermillion canine. Depending on your age and where you’re from, you may associate similar pups with beer, G.I. Joe, an Australian film series or an enormous, friendly doggo named Clifford. Whatever the case, they’ve made... [Read the full review]

Are you a Bet Whale? That’s a rhetorical question meant to introduce the site title right at the start of my review, but honestly, it opens the door to some serious discussion about what constitutes a whale in the world of online gambling. Before you get scared away, I’m pretty sure it’s just a branding... [Read the full review]

Xbet Are you looking for a place that has all kinds of amazing betting opportunities just for you? I know you are! That is the whole reason that you are here! You think I don’t know? Bro, I know these fucking things! And what I want your ass to fucking realize right here and now... [Read the full review]

All Bet has one of the most inclusive titles I’ve seen attached to a gambling website, suggesting you can put money down on whatever the hell you want. My bookie offered similar opportunities, and frankly I’ve been pretty bored ever since he went to prison for tax evasion, illegal bookmaking and an incident with a... [Read the full review]