Talk To Me

Do you want toe Talk To Me ? That’s more of a rhetorical question, riffing on the title to this next website, but your old pal ThePornDude is easy to reach if you ever want to hit me up—just check the About page for my contact deets! I have to admit, though, I ain’t nearly as skilled at the feminine dirty talk as the lovely ladies who we’ll be talking about today. If you’re looking for breathy whispers, kinky chitchat, or some truly X-rated sexting, these babes might be a better bet than taking your chances with the local fatties on Tinder.