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TERB Forums aka Toronto & Ontario Escort Review Baord! Hmm, how to get your dick sucked in Canada? So, your work sends you off to Canada, in the middle of winter, and you’re sitting there in your hotel room with nothing better to do than sample the local maple syrup and catch the hockey game that you could give a fuck about. You sit there bored, trying to take your mind off the pressures of the client meeting for you early next morning. You need to relax…but how? What is there to do? That’s when the inspiration comes to you. Backpage.com, of course! But then the awful memory comes to you… of course… that directory of escort and other shady services, the one place that can save you from a night time of lameness in the middle of this bastard shitstain stepchild of America, was shut down by the goddamn government earlier this year.