The Black Alley

The Black Alley Look, I’m often the first person to laud the advancement of porn tech in recent years. I mean, fuck! Who doesn’t like to slap a virtual reality headset on and get the closest thing to Angela White’s tits in your face as a man could ask for? But, at the same time, it’s important not to forget our porn roots.

Do you remember, back in the day, when we weren’t spoiled by the fast-paced adventures of porn PMVs, the intense visual stimulation of intensely detailed 4K definition smut, and the wild audio adventures of erotic ASMR that feel like some perverted little slut has her wet tongue firmly in your ear?