Uplust I hope you won’t judge me for saying this, but I spent all morning jacking off to Snapchat videos. I love how these social media broads act sexy for the camera just to gain a few followers, dressing provocatively as they ramble about bullshit and show us their Starbucks. Then it occurred to me that Snapchat, Instagram, or any of those platforms would be a hell of a lot better with a hell of a lot more porn. A few minutes later, somebody sent me a link to Uplust.